No Good

I just found out that Megan Fox's two favorite bands are Nirvana and Nickleback.

Life is not fair.

Death to Mashed Potatoes

So not a whole lot going on. I'm fucking PUMPED for thanksgiving though. Thanksgiving is one of the greatest holidays invented by anyone, anywhere. I don't just love it because I get to eat some of my favorite food ever, but I get drunk for no reason and yell at the TV with my grandpa. That's always good.


A Devil Dressed in Blue

I haven't posted in a while, about a week, and I'm sorry. It's not like I've been too busy, although I did get a job, I just haven't. No real reason. I guess it's because I just haven't had anything to say. Just boredom.
That being said, what the fuck is this? The Japanese are a different kind of weird.
I'm going to go on record right now and say the Japanese might very well be the most unique country in the world. Only the Japanese would combine two ideas into one like this. I give you Cup Nude.

Doesn't look like much now but there is more.

So far so good. There is this lovely image on the side. Not only does this make me want to eat ramen but it brings all kinds of thoughts to mind like, why do I still live in America?

Then everything changes when you open it.
What is that? Can you eat it? Will it get mad if I try? What the fuck is it made of?

Lucky for us there is an easy to follow diagram on the side detailing exactly what we're in store for. It's this kind of thinking Americans need to start getting behind. Seriously, Cup Nude. Amazing.

Also, this.

And, this.

I think this young lady has something important to say.

The Japanese are truly at the forefront of modern enlightenment.


Oh Bahamut! Where Art Thou?

Damn Square-Enix sure knows how to get my RPG-loving loins tingling.

They also really love mysterious countdown clocks for some reason.

I guess we'll see what all this is about in five days.

Its just a fucking DS game. God damn it.

Truth #2

The Machinist is an interesting movie.


The Eventually Home

For the love of god yes.

New. Fucking. Right Away, Great Captain. Album.



I'm not really sure how it happened at first but somehow I totally missed out on the whole Lost thing. Until now that is.
As it turns out you can watch the entire series, thus far, for free on ABC.com. Just click on the full episodes link thing at the top of the page. You have to put up with bullshit 30 second commercials every so often, but they're not so bad for the most part. Except one absolutely horrific McDonald's ad. Its about two jackasses talking about a magic ring and they end up getting their McD's on. It's not so bad at first, but when you're watching Lost and you're all into it and shit, the show builds up and builds up until it cuts to two retards talking about a magic ring and their need to go to McDonald's. Its enough to send someone, like me, in to a murderous rampage.
OK, the real reason I'm posting this is to talk about the 4th season. Now, if you have only watched a few episodes or have not watched it at all I highly recommend that you navigate yourself elsewhere.
Can anyone tell me what the fuck just happened? There was so much shit going down in the 4th season it was hard to keep track of it all. I have to say that I did see Jack's father showing up at some point, his body was gone from the coffin Jack found in the first season after all and, for whatever reason, people never seem to stay dead on that island. What about the eye-patch dude? That motherfucker is like the goddamn Terminator. He was beat to shit, tied up, beat to shit again, dragged all over the fucking island, thrown into a fence that I am pretty sure melted his brain, came back to life, showed up out of nowhere, swam down to an underwater communication facility, got shot with a fucking HARPOON GUN in the chest, and after all that he still found enough time to come back to life again and blow the side of the facility up with a hand grenade that he was holding when it blew up. Now, I'm sure there are plenty of people out there who could argue that the man is dead for sure now, but we won't know until the 5th season starts. No doubt he found some goddamn way to come back to life again.
But I don't know anything that could happen because Locke moved the island. Let me say that again, HE MOVED THE FUCKING ISLAND! Well Locke didn't really move the island, Ben did and he woke up in the Sahara Desert as a prize for doing so.
A few people did end up getting off the island before Ben moved it, but not before barely escaping a boat rigged with the most C4 I've ever seen in one place on TV show.
This show is insane. If I had to go through even half of the shit the characters on Lost had to go through I would not be dealing with it as well as they are. I would just sit there, not say anything, and live the rest of my life like that.
Oh and I guess they are going to try to get back to the island they worked so hard to leave. Jesus christ I'm going to die.
One more thing, I need to break my new Geometry Wars 2 addiction in any way possible.


You're Goddamn Right

There's not a whole lot going on in my life right now that is really worth mentioning. Aside from the occasional bouts of heavy drinking and the madness that goes along with that. That being said, I don't really remember Halloween this year. I remember parts, like the day, and part of the night. But there is a certain point when it all just fades away and I move on because if you don't remember something its probably not worth remembering. The next day I woke up in a strange house, gathered my things and politely let myself out. I ended up having to walk for what seemed like 2 hours but it might have been 15 minutes for all I know. It soon dawned on me as I was walking that I was, in fact, the thirstiest I have ever been in my whole life and I needed some kind of delicious refreshment in the next few minutes or I was going to die, right there on some backwards fucking ghetto street on the other side of St Francis, near the damn Owl Liquor store. I saw a Conoco and my life was saved by XXX vitamin water. There's no more to that story.
I haven't really talked about the election much on here, I guess, because I don't want to jinx it. I'm not really sure why it would jinx it but I don't really want to take my chances. All I will say, however, is I'm glad Sarah Palin was not put in charge of anything. That woman scares me. The shittiest part is I'm sure we haven't seen the last of her. Like some crazed villain from Captain Planet, "You'll pay for this Captain Planet! You haven't seen the last of me, I swear it!" I mean she does hunt wolves from a helecopter. Maybe we need to get Captain Planet to take her out because even though she lost the race, I still have to hear about her in the news. I mean, could someone name me one instance where hearing about anything relating to Sarah Palin and those associated with her furthered our evolution at all? No. Listening to her speak makes me feel dumber by stupid-osmoses. There was one pretty recent American leader who made me feel the same way.
This man,

was elected, by us, to lead our country.

I just love America.


A Truth #1

Chinese food is the shit.

We'll See

I decided yesterday that I am no longer going to post movie related stuff here on Vacancies instead I am going to try to organize this better by starting a new blog entirely devoted completely to the movie projects that my friends and I are starting to get together. It may seem like a weird thing to do but trust me, it will help me keep stuff organized in my head. My head needs it, bad.
Well here is the link to the new blog. I named it after a fake movie company that my friend Jordan made up a while back. I always really liked the name and maybe someday I'll be able to start up my own production company and call it that.
We'll see.

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"So I've made peace with the fallen leaves, I see their same fate in my own body. I won't be frightened when I'm awoken from this dream and return to that which gave birth to me"

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