You're Goddamn Right

There's not a whole lot going on in my life right now that is really worth mentioning. Aside from the occasional bouts of heavy drinking and the madness that goes along with that. That being said, I don't really remember Halloween this year. I remember parts, like the day, and part of the night. But there is a certain point when it all just fades away and I move on because if you don't remember something its probably not worth remembering. The next day I woke up in a strange house, gathered my things and politely let myself out. I ended up having to walk for what seemed like 2 hours but it might have been 15 minutes for all I know. It soon dawned on me as I was walking that I was, in fact, the thirstiest I have ever been in my whole life and I needed some kind of delicious refreshment in the next few minutes or I was going to die, right there on some backwards fucking ghetto street on the other side of St Francis, near the damn Owl Liquor store. I saw a Conoco and my life was saved by XXX vitamin water. There's no more to that story.
I haven't really talked about the election much on here, I guess, because I don't want to jinx it. I'm not really sure why it would jinx it but I don't really want to take my chances. All I will say, however, is I'm glad Sarah Palin was not put in charge of anything. That woman scares me. The shittiest part is I'm sure we haven't seen the last of her. Like some crazed villain from Captain Planet, "You'll pay for this Captain Planet! You haven't seen the last of me, I swear it!" I mean she does hunt wolves from a helecopter. Maybe we need to get Captain Planet to take her out because even though she lost the race, I still have to hear about her in the news. I mean, could someone name me one instance where hearing about anything relating to Sarah Palin and those associated with her furthered our evolution at all? No. Listening to her speak makes me feel dumber by stupid-osmoses. There was one pretty recent American leader who made me feel the same way.
This man,

was elected, by us, to lead our country.

I just love America.